Courtesy of Good Reads 

 

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

 

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

 

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

 

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

 

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

 

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

 

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

 

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin