More Antics On My Journey In Life
On the way home from work I vomited in my new Land Rover. I could not pull over fast enough, vomit was everywhere and I didn’t have any napkins. Once I arrived home, the clean-up began. It was getting late and stopped only to find I had locked myself out of the house. I was living in a new neighborhood and only had three neighbors. I found a light on and asked if I could borrow a phone book, and she said yes. Bet I smelled bad and this was the first time I met her. Even after a professional cleaning it smelled and I traded it for something else.
My friends and I went to dinner to celebrate my 33rd birthday. Out of the blue, I decided to get a tattoo and a belly button ring. Several of us drove to a bad part of town because they wanted to watch me get the tattoo. Thank goodness I was drunk, they said on the sign not to be drunk but at that age, I was on top of the world.
FYI, the belly button piercing hurt so bad, like your guts were being pulled out. After six months of babying the spot, I took it out.
My gramps had Prostate and Bladder Cancer, the two pushing against each other caused him to have to pee about every 10-15 minutes. My cousin was in a small plane crash and was in really bad shape, Gramps had to go see him. The problem was the hospital was 1.5 hours away. Knowing that we would be stopping along the way I took an empty Gatorade bottle for emergencies. I’m flying down the highway close to 100 miles an hour and Gramps says I have to pee now! I had to push the accelerator all the way down to find an exit. I was Speed Racer! I found a spot and he peed in the bottle. It wasn’t funny at the time but it sure is now.
Melinda
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I like talking to you too, I hope I do not offend sometimes I can be a tad flip… Like you I have had some trials I can give you ten years though I really do feel a lot younger in my head and like you my blog and the people I have met on here have saved my life more than once 🙂💜💜
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You don’t offend because you are from another country and although I’ve been there, can’t say I know the language if you will. It takes a direct hit that gets my attention. I’m so glad you’ve taken your life back and feeling so good. I haven’t given up hope, more of a realist. :)
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never give in and never give up. I know you won’t because you are still here.
We are from two different countries divided by a common language and a totally different sense of humour 💜💜
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And the lingo is different. I have fought my entire life but have decided to commit suicide before my entire memory is gone. In know it’s selfish and would leave my husband devastated. After watching Granny lose her dignity I made the decision in 2005 that I wouldn’t die that way. Now you know something not many people know. I pray that day isn’t soon.
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all I can say is I hope not for a long while yet. Maybe your circumstances will change for the better.
Do you realise you have actually said what you are thinking on here 💜💜
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I thought I had but didn’t remember. I am back on the meds needed after my Psychiatrist took me off of in Aug. The will take a few weeks to get in my system but I am hopeful. I also started a new anti-depressant today and I have high hopes my normal will to to the line of normal mood vs below the line mood. :)
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l am glad to hear that and I really hope that the treatment works. Fingers crossed all goes well 💜💜💜
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:)
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Lol 🤣🤣🤣 simple? Your life is not 💜💜
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Behind what you think is a 60 year old women who has several chronic illnesses, agoraphobia, and who can’t drive any more stacked on top of a mental illness. My blog gives me a space to met nice people like you, share my experiences in order to help others and blah, blah, blah. On the inside, is a woman searching for more joy in my life and aside of my blog I feel empty most days. I’m so glad you have a different view of me. Thank you. :)
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